How much time do you have? What are you type rated on? How much command time do you have? What country are you a citizen of?
Like I said before, just hop on a flight to Toronto and claim refugee status. Two hours later you will be on your way to a furnished two-bedroom apartment with air conditioning. After a couple of months you should have a health card, some spending cash and a new pair of shoes to boot. Of course there will be a lot of red tape (as there are 30.000.000 people in Canada and in California, however there are as many people working for the government in the province of Quebec as all of California, go figure). But during that time you will be out scouting for a flying job and converting your tickets. Once you obtain your perminent status you will be ready to go up and about flying that turbine all over this beautiful country.
Good Luck