If you want to deadhead (get free flights) anywhere you like, make up an employee number for your chosen airline. After this, ring up the help line and declare that you have lost your uniform.
After they tell you where to get a replacement uniform, proceed to get it from the supplier.
Next you will need an ID card. Go to a ID manufacturing company and pretend to like the ID of your chosen airline and say that you want one with the same colours / holograms on it, take it as a sample to 'show your collegues.'
After you get the sample, head down to your local toy shop and buy a model airliner for the sitckers that it comes with, and stick those stickers to your card after conducting reconnosance on what the actual card looks like. 30 bucks for parking at your favourite airport and some good binoculars will accomplish this nicely.
Then go to the counter and pretend that you need to get somewhere for work reasons, with your ID and new uniform, you should get straight onto any spare seat.
When you are bored of where they have taken you repeat the process.
For unlimited funding, you can actually forge cheques by changing one of the numbers on the bottom sso it goes to the other side of the country where it is processed which is good, because by the time your least liked hotel realises that they have been duped by your authoritative uniform, you would have high tailed it out of there a long time ago.
Last edited by damo1089; 4th Sep 2010 at 10:09.