The ADF aerials are on the rocks,so`s the tail HF,the hook`s open,no flotation gear...tut,tut.tut.
Best you don`t go anywhere near Scotland either,or the Argyle`s will make you into a haggis,or just a few `little bits`.....
HP is wot the `upper echelons` of the PC brigade call the `handling pilot`,in formal circles,as opposed to `I`ve got it ,Middy`....