I know I shouldn't rise to the bait but I will anyway!
On a previous thread I related the tale of the young F/O who fell asleep on me between the OM and 500 feet. He was there with me at the approach fix but he had gone 1,000 feet later.
I also related the tale of the young F/O who fell asleep on me during an SID from LOWW and HE was the PF not the PNF!
I also cannot tell you how many times I and the rest of the crew have been standing there at checkout in the hotel lobby while young lochinvar has had to be dragged out of bed claiming that he doesn't understand Zulu (or UTC if you insist).