Two's in---Maybe you failed to read the very first lines.....
CAUTION!!! If you have no sense of humor, take yourself too seriously, have a big ego, penis envy, or low self esteem...please do not read the following. Additionally, if you do not know the words satire, sarcasm, irony, amphibian, areola, logorrhea, phrontistery, and the all important boobies...please do not read the following.
I thought it was quite funny. And yes I agree with you:
Both the civil and military arenas have access to plenty of clowns and knob-jockeys,