joke to make lambourne feel better
poor lambourne needs a joke to cheer him up.
There was an old man sitting in the park. He had a small alpa pin on his shirt. He was crying and crying.
A police officer (of unknown age) came up to him and said: Old man, what's wrong.?
I just married a beautiful 25 year old flight attendant (female), every night she cooks a wonderful gourmet healthful meal, we enjoy a night of passion and wake up completely wrapped up in each other. We love each other very much. She looks like Raquel Welch.
So, what's the problem old man?
Old Man: I forgot where I live.
But I just brough a 757 in on one engine, with a gear problem, landing on the short runway at KDCA, at night, and held short of runway 1. And we were ahead of schedule.
And under fuel burn.