LOL....good one SoCal.
All FAA training publications are available online as downloadable PDF for free:
Aviation Handbooks & Manuals So you could have saved the cost of the ASA books.....

Here is a website where you can do study sessions and practice tests for free:
Pilot Practice Page Here is the FARAIM for free:
Electronic Code of Federal Regulations: You need to know Part 43, Part 61 through Part 91
You can do a free check ride with an FAA Inspector instead of paying for a Designated Pilot Examiner (DPE).
Make the appointment well in advance with a FSDO, here is a list:
Flight Standards District Offices (FSDO)
Ok that's enough free stuff for now....