Gosh, that's a bit cynical!
I was thinking along the lines of:
1. DH has a new job with Unite, and will see you OK once he's harvested the greenhouse.
2. WW is on the verge of resigning due to 'corporate stress'.
3. The next IA will involve all strikers blocking the M4 somewhere near Cardiff, or Bristol. "Bert's Burgers" has been engaged to do the catering.
4. All 11,823 BASSA members have already voted for the next round of IA. The date of the ballot will be announced shortly.