1)
As part of the defence review's conclusion that all the armed forces should become one service, the MoD decided on a new uniform which had to be very flash............
2)
Voice from SNCO in the distance..."Come on Sir, step out, nothings going to fall off!"
3)
He's got his Officer's Sword, huge rank slides, Pilot's Wings and a Pilot style big watch, no wonder he's described by friends as being too big for his britches.