Last week a passenger asked one of our crew "Is the steak baguette beef?
That's not really as stupid as it sounds. You do get fish steak, pork steak, etc.
Now here's stupid ...... I went to a braai (BBQ) with my ex, who was a vegetarian.
"We remembered that Sam is vegetarian, so we've got chicken for her ......".
I couldn't help myself, I just said : "Is a chicken a f***ing vegetable .....?"