Considerably richer than you!!
This comes from my old man who used to fly on a well known British charter airline. This is so razor sharp I often wonder if my dad was just relaying CC urban legends.
Picture a couple just like Harry Enfield's "Considerably richer than you" skit. They're off to Alicante on there annual holiday.
CC: Morning, can I get you a drink?
Snotty wife: I'll take a G&T please..... Thats a Gin and Tonic, to you dear!!(in most patronising tone)
Without missing a beat.
CC: Do you want Ice & a slice, miss??...... That's frozen water and a piece of lemon to you.
Snotty wife: Erm.............(silence)