Chaps, come down to Somerset, we have proper pubs, with proper ale (comes in a real barrel). There are two genuine old English pubs in the village where I live and the CAMERA (Campaign for Real Ale), Somerset pub of the year for the last few years running. As to Aussie gnats pee, its pants. Okay if you are stuck in the outback with the temperatures in 100s and your in a pub where all the girls look like Crocodile Dundee in drag and smell worse, I'd drink it if there wasn't clean water.:o