A for 'orses, B for mutton, C for sailors Oh dear I'm showing my age!
Whilst on a visit to meet some engineers from the FAA I was accused of "having a respect for the language" and having a "British accent". Had to advise that "this is how English sounds when spoken properly and it is you who have the accent" . A subsequent communique from the nits advises that they are suitably picked.
I also get stroppy on roundabouts when people think that they don't have to indicate their chosen exit or indicate one exit too early. Maybe I should stop flying in case I get upset by "hold for the landing flying saucer at 2.5 nm" ....
