Reminds me of the scenario at a not so secret Scottish base when our heir presumptive was a stude in the locality. The ladies had a text network running which would report which pub he was in and they'd all flock there. Young fighter types on base got wind of this and arranged to turn up at same pub just before closing time - rationale? As HRH made his way home there would be a lot of disappointed totty hanging about and the lads saw this as a truly target rich environment!
A plan so cunning .....................
