We don't need a reason, we have seniority.
Did you learn that reasoning in CRM School? 411A you are the epitome of the mindset that I am talking about.
I am very sure that the majority of you over 60 gummers do make at least one person happy each week. Your current wife (probably the 3rd or 4th Mrs. Capt) jumps for joy when you car backs out of the driveway.
You are a box of contradictions. Putting those forth for everyone to see is a new hobby.