At this juncture I'd like to commend our indefatigueable Press Corps (pronounced 'Corpse') in this country. First the cocaine weighed 1.5kg and was worth R1M. And it was hidden in a secret compartment of his suitcase. Then it weighed 4.5kg and was worth R1.4M. Then it was in a plastic bag wrapped in brown tape (not suspicious-looking at all). Now it weighs just less than 3kg (after the SAPS got hold of it, I suppose) and is back to being worth only R1m again....
sounds like our last budget...
