If you spent the same amount of time getting your necessary hours as you spend being highly disrespectful of your pilot elders, you'd be far happier with a more developed skill set than you have now.
I have plenty of hours, but thanks for taking the easy path of insult. Typed in Boeing and Airbus. Command time on both narrow and widebody. The greed of the over 60 pilots led to down bids at my carrier. Had the choice of narrow body Capt or wide body FO. Since the pay difference is a wash, seemed the best way to be a thorn in the sides of the gummers was to sit next to them. It is entertainment, much like cow tipping but without ruining your shoe shine.