Perfect Putdown
Some years ago, waited several hours in a very snowy swedish airport for a BA flight to arrive from LHR. Delay was due to England's annual 1 inch snowfall.
Finally boarded, a very loud irate passenger berated a very young and nervous looking stewardess about BA's inability to cope with a few flakes of snow while the Swedes could cope with several feet every day. The poor girl, appearing to be about to burst into tears, replied "I know, and half way across we all had to get out and push."
Loud laughs from all within earshot and not another peep from pax.