No cheap attempt just the facts!
Of course we are all untravelled airline pilots. We are the run of the mill sort of guys who just moved 6000nm for work on a whim and had until we arrived in Nigeria had never left England much less Europe.
Silly us for thinking that some of the world's largest multinational food chains may know a thing or two about marketing to their target audience.
I now see the error in my ways the other 5 inhabited continents which all have these firms in most major cities are also likely inhabited by untravelled cultureless pilots who should learn their lesson also and shall petition these firms to sell fresh fish and Oxtail and of course spiced snail.
Can I get my money so I can leave now?
VT