I just KNEW my life was in danger when eating a Combat Kebab at Chris's.
Didn't get a bloody medal for that bit.
But I did get a medal for shopping in combat! Don't you just love that gaudy 'Freedom of Kuwait' medal - I'd rather have had a discount on a few thousand gallons of diesel!
I know . . . ungrateful bastard.
The system's never been fair, but does anyone really CARE about medals, unless they MEAN something. Campaign medals just mean you were unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong times and for enough of them.