And we have a winner.
In 3rd place, "Fido was about to become very sorry that he'd widdled on Biggles' petunias." from Rather Be Gardening
Runner up is regular contributor and winner Buster Hyman with
"Dog: "Sssh! Be vewy vewy qwiet...I'm hunting Gazelles..."
The winner who gets to pick the next photo is [drumroll]:
Toptobottom with
"Keep losing your dog in the woods?
Can't remember where you parked the car?
Need to find your tent at the Festival?
New "Helium Helis" is the answer!! Simply inflate and attach using the string provided - can be seen from miles away!!
Buy while stocks last!
PS Great for kid's parties too!!"
You have the floor, Sir.