BASSA Flight BSA101 to Nowhere
After take-off:
This is your captain speaking “We welcome you on board this BASSA flight, please check your T&C in the pocket in front of you, this will explain your obligations to the cabin crew for their safety and comfort, especially during their rest periods”
After landing:
This is your captain speaking “We thank you for not making too many demands on our cabin crew, please, before you leave the plane can you lower the blinds it might be too dangerous for the cabin crew to do so and if you find any litter can you collect this and deposit this in the nearest bin in the airport lounge.
We thank you for flying BASSA Airways – we look forward to you helping our cabin crew again in the near future – strike action permitting”