Mr Seatback -
Sorry love, what was that? Was busy filing my nails. Oh! You want my 'Who' mag? Well it is right next to my bottle of water and make up bag near the jump seat.
The Purser wants me to do kid's packs. You do them. I don't do kid's packs. Hand out pillows and blankets? Sorry love, this ain't Ansett! Service? What? Hmmm?
What what what? I have to do the service? Sorry doll. I am starting at row 8. 1 to 7 aint my zone, luvvy! Offer drinks too? I had better not chip a nail!
Pass me an Atlas box to sit on and a crew lunch - there's a love.
hehehehe - It is so hard to be a Link Chick!
"State your business!" was exactly what I said when crewing rang the other morning at 0505 by mistake. grrrrrr
**Just having some fun guys coz I am very bored.**
2daddies -
Sorry to hear about the situation you people are in. Hopefully won't be too long before you are flying the Barbie Jet. Just don't p*ss me off then ask for a coffee
Kidding! I know you will enjoy working alongside characters such as ourselves.