English is my wife's second language. We went on a cruise once, and the second we reached our cabin she asked where the clock was.
Me: I guess they figure folks on cruises aren't too worried about the time.
Her: But where's the clock?
Me: You brought your little travel alarm, and I'm sure we could get a wakeup call if we needed one.
Her: But there's supposed to be a clock.
Me: Well, there isn't one. Why does it matter?
Her: The brochure says they serve sandwiches around the clock.