Blonde moments
OneTrack,
That account of the secretary is probably true in my experience !
When a chap from 'product support' and the secretary he was trying to impress ( and yes she was blonde as it happens ) were shown a photo in our office of JF flying an FRS1 at low level , he pointed out the pitot probe, describing its' purpose.
She replied " Oh, I thought it was for styling " !
DZ