you might get lucky
Hi, I had 22 hours and a kind lady (miss hackerny plummet) said to me " you seem a nice fella" and then paid for my training up to ATPL theory and CPL FI which saved me about £30k. She then started floating around the room saying "rahhhhhhh" after all this had done I was offered a Job flying 2 identicle twin girls around (aged 19) whos father had hired me to keep an eye on them as they had serious problems with nimphomania and were to be kept out of the way of boys. This has worked out ok. im on £400k per month and me and the girls get on fine. The aircraft is a Triumph spitfire and I get 18 weeks hol a year (which I dont take). So keep the dream alive and ya never know you could be as lucky as me.
PS- can any one cover for me on the 7th of August as my wife is going into hospital for to have a lump removed from her testicle.