You could get a job at BT. Then, morris dancing is mandatory
I know a retired BT engineer who does really well with that.
Who has read that book "
Propellerhead"? Basically it involved a city lad who bought a
Thruster and hoped to get laid, and was spectacularly unsuccessful. Which doesn't suprise me.....
Time to dig out that old joke...
A pilot is out on a date. Halfway, he says "now that's enough talking about planes. Let's talk about ME".
And if the gurl has any brains and thinks you are a commercial pilot she will run a mile because they are mostly unfaithful.