Hey sheik, what's wrong with humping hosties? As long as they're female of course. But with a name like oblaspoop I wouldn't be too sure which way the aim is... And it's not just the single guys who dabble, as we all know...
Anyway if you're living with a hostie, the cops would already know all about it. If you make no waves, they won't care.
As for workplace morality, that's quite funny bearing in mind our employer and "management"!
Carlson, no offense but they expect a certain level of English language proficiency here; it might pay to work on your grammar if you want the job. (Disregard if you're American.)