Hello gentlemen, paulo marko kid you not. That incident really happened and should open your eyes to the corrupt and unjust legal system in Korea should you have a prang. Check out this link ;
Sikh Ship Captain Jailed Over South Korea Oil Spill | SikhNet
God help you should a pax get severely injured or died as a result of a hard landing, runway excursion or any unfortunate incident due to your or your f/o's " incorrect ' manoevre of the skyblue tube!