FO: Captain! A fuel truck just took of the right wing!
Capt: That's ok, you see we are past V1, a magical thing happens now...planes always fly...it doesn't matter if a bomb took the tail off, the wing fell off, we have 4 flat tires, or the control wheel came off in my hands...planes always fly after V1...when you have been flying as long as I have you will come to understand this....see it's written right here in the SOPs manual....