Our reception there was less than friendly
That's all part of the dining experience!
Same Step-Daughter asked for Fish & Chips at Chris Kebab
(Young) Chris replied
'It's a f*cking kebab house!'
Old Sophocles (RIP) down at Ladies Mile Taverna was a convicted terrorist (or Samsonite perhaps, har har, geddit?) but he would brush it all off with 'But we're all friends now'