Well, after much soul-searching, the votes are in.
Firstly, honourable mentions to
Tashengurt and
Dan Gerous, both podium contenders were it not for a late third place entry...
In third place:
Buster Hyman with
"
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena!"
In second place:
green granite with
"No, you've upset me, find your own way home."
But this week's winner, with the amusing
"The Air force's new 'On Demand' in flight entertainment system in economy class was an instant success!"
is
toptobottom
Come forth and receive the baton!