Beagle
Perhaps you're not such a bad egg after all since you suffered a decent spell at the old-style Towers. I was C Sqn, by the way.
Visit my hotel anytime and do all of those things you mentioned. But please don't do what a certain Kevin did recently and use the door curtain for loo roll.....twice! I can cope with most things in this business, but just occasionally............
Another thread mentions that you have some F-4 time; I'm intrigued by your interesting mix.