Just remember for those of you who may want to join ,the roster is produced in a chicken house...by the chickens
If you are planning to commute let alone visit Europe ,you will do so only as an active crew member on duty. An OFF day translates to standby and standby translates to rest and rest well there is no translation as normally this takes place during flight.
Good Luck to all. There is no room for complaints and Hotel California will become your favourite tune. And by the way you must shave before coming to duty....even the women.