"No, no, no....we here at (*insert well known low cost airline name) would never expect you to fund a Type Rating !!"
"Of course it's a legal duty, it's been checked by Ops."
"Look, i've been paid far too much again this month"
"No, don't worry, the HOTAC is all booked for your arrival into ABCD"
"....and then you'll position back to home base the same day"