Aviation lies.
Always worth seeing if there are any new ones.
Here are a few I like any way:
I am from the small ports unit, and I am here to help you.
Dont worry, I have got 2,000 hours now and 1,700 of those are on instruments.
I have just had the annual done, so everything will be working just fine.
Dont worry the TAF isnt forecasting any sea mist.
Strange I could see the runway exactly on minimiums.
I didnt check the fuel but I reckon the tanks were almost full.