Originally Posted by
cornish-stormrider
A word of advice to the young sprogs. When on gate guard ensure you have prior knowledge of who Harry Staish's daughters are and what they drive, it saves mucho umbridge, embarrasement and a little chat sans coffee n biccies.
And not so young
MSW at Waddo, Cpl Policeman on the door (a real one not a made up one). Mrs Wg Cdr arrives at window:
"I have come to see my husband."
"Pass please"
"Sorry I don't have a pass, I am wife of . . . "
"No Pass, no entry."
"But don't you know who I am?"
"Yes Mam, but no pass no entry."
Next day,
Barrier up, barrier down
"Morning Cpl, come out for a breath of fresh air?"
