Perhaps Tailwheel is truly 'the font of all knowledge', a verified 'silo of excellence' and beholder of wisdom..........
To the contrary, I hold a Degree in Commerce from the school of hard knocks! I'm also smart enough to know just how dumb I really am.
I can picture Tailwheel reading his morning stock reports while dressed in a checkered gown with matching slippers, sipping on a Henri IV Grande Champagne cognac and smoking a moist Ghurkha His Majesty`s Reserve Cigar.
You've definately got the wrong guy!