My OC Police Flt was detached, so OC Regt was acting as Stn Sy O. Came to see me about a police report of an investigation into the importation of pornographic videos by service personnel. It is almost impossible to describe how boring an RAF Police report into pornography could be. However, despite my fairly broad education, the meaning of one word which obviously described a deviant sexual practice had me foxed. OC Regt did not know, and got a flea in the ear for not having found out. So I sent him to find out what it meant. A day later he returned with an embarassed smirk -like "I've got you boss, and how will you explain this to the Staish (who had a reputation for being a bit straight laced)", and explained in a slightly stilted falsetto.
So off I trotted to see the boss, who read the report, and as time passed I began to realise that he ws not as straight laced as was thought. Eventually, of course, he came to the difficult word. "What does this mean?" he asked. My reply had him rolling in the aisles, so to speak. "Well, Boss", I said. It's what you and I suffer from from Group and Command every day -it's being p****d on from a great height", but we decided it would be fun to get OC Regt to explain it to him face to face!