RAF Cranwell documentary 1030 tonight ITV

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99 Entry, BEagle? You really did have it soft! Yours was the first entry to be offered the university route and we in your Senior Entry, who had waited all those years to do to the new boys what had been done to us, were warned off by the powers-that-be. 'Oooh, you can't go down to the South Brick Lines because they have a very difficult decision to make [whether or not to go to university] and we don't want to upset them.' So if I ever meet you (again?) I shall tip your nicely-made bed up, throw your neatly-folded shirts on the floor and scuff your gleeming toecaps big-time!

Ah, I feel much better for that!