You called?
OIC Condoms, also Chairman of the BRC Escape Committee here to help you.
How may I help you?
Please re-state your request as a question.
"Troubling deaf heaven with your bootless cries" is not one of your options since we see here that you have ticked "Aviation" as your career preference.
Have you considered a career with Shell Aviation, perhaps? Then first, how attached are you to your spine?