Virgin Atlantic flight PVG-LHR. I went to the galley, "could I have two vodkas please". How stupid was that? Was told I could only have one at a time. Gave it to my girlfriend then went back for mine.
Virgin Atlantic flight MCO-MAN. Travelling alone and asked if I could have two vodkas but didn't mind if they were one at a time as Virgin's policy is one drink only. "Might be on the Heathrow flights but this one's going to Manchester". The crew on the Manchester flight were the best I have ever met, the crew on the Heathrow flight, the most ignorant.