Or...
You could be running Osubi Air Strip! Always look on the bright side of life!
Such an unhappy company and such a lot of twisted little people... please tell me that I am right to think that there just has to be more to life than making lots of money while having a dog's life!
One of the best was a Bristow Port Harcourt wife being told by a Shell wife that when the balloon went up her Bristow husband was going to evacuate the Shellies first because that was the plan, only returning later for the Bristow wives and kids. So that was her told!
My sick imagination supplied an image of a B212 appearing at the Shell Compound and a cluster of Shellies shouting "Hey! Over here! You are going to the wrong place! God, you just cannot get the help these days!" followed by, "Look, he's leaving..." To return later, of course.