CRC Neatishead mid 90's. Big AD exercise.
3 first tourists on telebrief, one for CY, one for LI and one for LU. One turns to another, callsign list in hand, and asks:
'Who the f*ck is CDR12'?
His mate replies:
'It's you, you c*nt'.
All well and good except that the telebrief lines are 'open mike' so the conversation was transmitted across CY and LI. Rumour has it the CO of LI fell off his chair laughing.