RAF Buchan - 1984
No flying so everyone is crammed into the crewroom watching Ladies Day at Ascot.
Sqn Boss walks in and asks 'Has anyone seen my wife, she is there today'?
Pint sized first tourist Fg Off replies 'Don't know Sir, what's the jockey's name'?
Oooooh, how we laughed. You could hear the bollicking 4 rooms away.