Sadly, if you want to fly fast jets in the future then I fear this is what you will be doing...
No more turning upside down, no more sticking your tongue out a the world and no more Ping golf clubs and Breitling watches...
...unless Flight's "April Fool" comes to fruition!
The future of the RAF Combat Air is going to be Remotely Piloted Aircraft (RPA) or "Drones" just to keep BEagle happy!