Irate pax after tech delay: this delay means I'll miss an important meeting!
Cc: you should worry, I've got a leg of lamb in the oven!
Was told - can't confirm - stewardess called out on standby for London - Manchester - London.
Aircraft delayed in Manchester overnight due technical fault. Standby stewardess went bananas. Seems she and her partner practised bondage foreplay, and she had left him tied up in the wardrobe, as she was only going to be gone a couple of hours !!
Takes all sorts !