TERMINATE TERMINATE TERMINATE - visibilty obscured by tears of mirth!
Although not strictly 'name badges'.......
Knew a chap at school - surname of HARRY, whose rather sad parents had christened him TOM DICKEN!!!
Also, a mate of mine during training whose real name was ROGER ORGAN, and his dad, DICK.
Luckily, I'm sure Rog won't mind me sharing this with you. He is a top bloke and his whole family has the sense of humour gene in abundance (even his gran had a double-entendre 'handle' but I can't remember it). Anyone know of Rog's whereabouts please email me!