Beags, either metricate fully or not at all.
do not mix your units. stick with the SI ones please.
Or
go back to what you used when wheels were square and dinosaurs ruled the earth!! Fathoms, Chains, Bushels and Pecks I believe??
But I do agree with you about Bubba's nogo dupertanky planey.......
It will never catch on and I pity the fool that has to fly to/from/with it.