Hmm what to feed a kiwi?
Speights Beer would be a good start if ya girl is a Southerner...
Beetroot in hamburgers used to be the ducks nuts over here.. but could backfire if not done properly or if she hates it..
Hokey Pokey Ice Cream.. made by Tip Top Ice Cream company would probably go down well.. bit of fresh kiwi fruit would be good on the side..
Or if your so inclined in the kitchen.. make a Pavola... now the aussies will claim that to be their own.. but just ignore em...
Hard part is making sure that the damn thing stays inflated when you bake it...
